strivingking:

My work situations be like

Me: *talking to my co-workers*

…….and my day off tomorrow! I ain’t bout to do shit tomorrow but relax….

My Manager: *walks up to me*

Hey Jahi’, I need you to work tomorrow. Is that cool?

Me: *says yes because I need the money even though I really didn’t want to work tomorrow and if I say no they high-key might not fuck with me no more”

Yea…….I can work tomorrow…

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If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......

bae-stop-playin:

I remember one time I was on talking on the phone with this boy and I’m like “yo finals really stressing me out and shit” and he was like “yeah I know, I hope the heat win” and I’m like….. “nigga I was talking about school……….”

my mom is so fucking annoying and she pisses me off every fucking chance she gets -_-

Angela Bassett’s career is unparalleled…

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burgundybrazil:

Exhibit A: these set of Angela Bassett gifs…  

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And she’s timeless!
Basically, Angela Bassett looked Father Time in the face…

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laughed…

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and told him to move the hell on.

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Queen. Goddess. Extreme Enunciator. The Ageless Acting Phenom, Angela Bassett.

I really did need an Angela Bassett appreciation post in my life because her career has spanned almost three decades of pure amazingnes and she does not get nearly enough praise.

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS